A Confirmation Email

Dear Duke Freshman,

Thank you for choosing Delta!

Ready for your upcoming flight? You can save time and check in online! That way, you’ll avoid reconfirming your flights in person. You’ll be doing enough in- person greeting with students, RAs, people in Whole Foods that you mistake for students, frenzied squirrels, and various other groups of total strangers.
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