Do you think campus still suffers from a dearth of identity-based workshops, monologues, performances, and protests? We do, too! In honor of this year’s annual “Who Am I, Really?… No, Really?!” Showcase, we introduce to you None of the Above Monologues!
We have seen too many relationships destroyed by shitty gifts, so we’re to help you pick the perfect, personalized gift for that special someone, whether it’s for a birthday, St. Patrick’s Day, Leap Day, whatever. Forget the chocolate, unoriginal cards, or teddy bears; in this day and age, your recipient expects something much more meaningful than that sad, wilted bunch of flowers you picked up from Harris Teeter 10 minutes before your reservations at Red Lobster. And so we proudly present our definitive, relatively reliable gift list for the people you are or will be sleeping with.
After carefully reviewing the social media presence of the three candidates running for Duke Student Government president, Department Of feels incredibly confident making our endorsement based on the profile pictures, Spoon University interviews, and Squarespace websites we have seen.