13 Things You Never Knew About Bushes

They’re in gardens, backyards, outside schools and shopping centers. Desperate people pee in them, more desperate people hide things in them.  Some beat around them,  some shave them. And apparently they don’t care about black people.

Yes, you got it, they’re bushes. And whether you love or hate them, they’re not going anywhere anytime soon.  But do we really know everything there is to know about bushes? Only time will tell, but until then here are thirteen things you probably never knew about bushes:

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Rejected Duke Applications

Over 32,000 students applied to be a part of the Class of 2020, but only 2,501 of them were granted an acceptance last week. The regular decision rate dropped below 9 percent for the first time ever.  To the 30,000 kids who didn’t get in: you are not alone. You are now a member of an elite and esteemed group of talented, smart, well-rounded rejects. Don’t believe us? Department Of recovered a rather brimming manilla folder marked “REJECTED” from a non-recycling dumpster behind the Admissions office. We managed to scan in a few of said applications before Gutentag arrested us.

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Malala Yousafzai

 

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Malia Obama
Malia Obama

 

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Kylie Jenner
Kylie Jenner

 

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Jaden Smith