Reasons to go to Duke…or not

Having the #1 basketball team… and losing to Syracuse.
Having buses…but needing buses.
Having a low acceptance rate… and making your selection criteria based on income and legacy.
Having top rated campus food… and only emotional eating at McDonald’s at 3 AM.
Having renowned faculty… having them be renowned for being problematic.
Recruiting international students….then penalizing them for speaking in their native language.
Having new buildings…but then the construction!!!!!!!
Paying for room and board….then sleeping in a tent for six weeks.
Requiring students to live on campus for three years…then not giving students housing.

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