• Having the #1 basketball team… and losing to Syracuse.
  • Having buses…but needing buses.
  • Having a low acceptance rate… and making your selection criteria based on income and legacy.
  • Having top rated campus food… and only emotional eating at McDonald’s at 3 AM.
  • Having renowned faculty… having them be renowned for being problematic.
  • Recruiting international students….then penalizing them for speaking in their native language.
  • Having new buildings…but then the construction!!!!!!!
  • Paying for room and board….then sleeping in a tent for six weeks.
  • Requiring students to live on campus for three years…then not giving students housing.

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