Hey baby,
Are you the plaza bridge in the middle of a sunny day?
Because your beauty is blinding

Hey baby,
Are you a line monitor?
Because you’re keeping me up all night

Hey baby,
Are you a Duke construction zone?
Because I’d let you shake my bed at 8am

Hey baby,
Are you a post-Shooters haystack?
Because I feel like I’ve been waiting my whole damn life for you

Hey baby,
Are you K-ville?
Because you’ve got me pitching a tent

Hey baby,
Are you the bus I just missed?
Because I’m totally staring at your behind

Hey baby,
Are you the C1?
Because I could ride you on a regular basis

Hey baby,
Are you the BC McDonalds?
Because I want 24/7 access

Hey baby,
Are you the Building Formerly Known As West Union?
Because I like to think of you as my Dick Box

Hey baby,
Are you Perkins library?
Because I could easily spend all day and night inside you

Hey baby,
Are you the Megadorm?
Because you’re indisputably better than literally all of your peers

Hey baby,
Are you Nugget?
Because I love you.

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