Name: Gandalf the Grey
Date of Birth: Before the beginning of First Age and the Shaping of Arda
What was the name of the neighborhood that you grew up in?
The Undying Lands.
What is your nickname?
Olórin, Mithrandir, Incánus, Tharkûn, Greyhame, Old Greybeard, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, the Grey Pilgrim, Stormcrow, and the White Rider.
What is the first name of your high school prom date?
What is the first name of your closest cousin?
Radagast the Brown, who asked me to seek Saruman the White when the Nazgúl drew near and crossed the River Anduin.
What is your all-time favorite song?
“Swing,” by Savage.
What is your favorite possession?
My sword Glamdring (also known as “Foe Hammer”), forged for Turgon, the King of Gondolin during the First Age.
What is the name of your high school?
Lincoln High. Go Bears!
Which coworker do you have the most trouble getting along with?
Balrog. We fell through the abyss for a long time as he burned me with his ancient fire, and then we plunged deep into a water that was as cold as the tide of death. There we battled each other until he fled into deep tunnels, where the world is tormented by evils older than Sauron. I followed Balrog until we reached the Endless Stair, which we climbed and climbed until we reached the peak of the Silvertine above the clouds. There we fought until I cast him off the side of the mountain, and, at last, he fell. Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time, and I wandered far on roads that I will not tell.
What was the first live concert you attended?
My Chemical Romance.