Take a step forward if you used Charmin ultra-soft toilet paper growing up.

Take a step backward if your home growing up looked like the apocalyptic wastelands they use in Febreze ads.

Take 300 steps forward if you’re wearing nantucket red shorts.

Take a step forward if you can spell quinoa.

Take a step backward if you don’t know what quinoa is.

Take a step forward if you’re Peter Lange’s son.

Take a step backward if you’re Peter Lange.

Take a step forward if you’re disciplining your Greek pledges.

Take a step backward if you’re disciplining your Greek eyebrows.

Take a step backward if you suffered through ESL in elementary school.

Take a step forward if you suffered through a private dual language immersion school.

Take a step backward if you live in Edens or Epworth.

Take a step forward if your last name is Edens or Epworth.

Take a step backward if you consistently walk on the other side of the street when you see a police officer.

Take a step forward if you consistently participate in privilege walks.

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